Wednesday linkage

City councilman gets frisky [Gothamist]
Does this mean we have to move to Queens next? [Metro]
Well, what does YOUR Amazon history say [BuzzFeed]
Cue the”Bushwick jumped the shark” chorus [DNAinfo]
The $15 artisanal pencil sharpening experience [Gothamist]
The city’s most (only?) lovable bus driver [Animal]
Request line open for subway announcements [NYT]
“Babyccinos” now a thing [Brooklyn Paper]
This will ruin our nation’s coffices [The Verge]