Tuesday lunchtime linkage

Alec Baldwin got arrested for cycling the wrong way down the street [In Touch]
Fred Wilpon might finally, finally be losing his grip on the Mets [Capital]
NYC’s tabloids have 99 problems and matching covers is one [New York]
WNYC is putting together a Louie map [WNYC]
Someone says the Nets are worth a billion dollars [Runnin’ Scared]
How to not be murdered by the pollen vortex, in your apartment anyway [BrickUnderground]
The TMZ style guide [The Hairpin]
Super regrets helping speed up gentrification [Gothamist]