Tuesday lunchtime linkage

And now, the weather [The Awl]
Jason Kidd was named Coach of the Month [ESPN NY]
New York City has ceded its parks to rich people. The nice ones, anyway [NYT]
Liberals made a mistake with bussing [Slate]
Neighbors want to lock up Classon Park at night [DNA Info]
Bill de Blasio is sick of all this motherfucking snow on the motherfucking city [Observer]
Beware the poop geyser [Fucked in Park Slope]
How to snare your internet crush [BuzzFeed]
Hey, Ava Luna has a new album [BrooklynVegan]