Tuesday lunchtime linkage

This Jewish/black hate crime incident should end well [NBC4]
“Chlorophyll? More like borephyll!” now official science policy at Boerum Hill school [BP]
Late to work? Have an MTA late note [New York Times]
Dummies still lining up to buy cronuts in the winter [Wall Street Journal]
“I’m the coach of this (13-letter word) team!” – Jason Kidd is still an innovator [ESPN NY]
The lives of NYC’s Christmas tree salespeople [Gizmodo]
Untapped Cities writer saves 5 Pointz kitty [Untapped Cities]
City councilmember hates NYPD crime map, just like us [DNA Info]