Tuesday lunchtime linkage

Oh god Mets, what are you doing [SB Nation]
Marty Markowtiz loves him some proclamations [The Brooklyn Paper]
Ikea Brooklyn was host to a gay-themed protest [HuffPo]
Important: Someone punched Matt Yglesias [Slate]
Someone gets complain-y over Small Business Saturday Banner [Brooklyn Heights Blog]
Governor Cuomo declared sexy by panel of experts [New York Magazine]
If you thought you saw Mike Bloomberg in Bushwick, you did [Daily News]
Uh, what’s the Red Cross doing with all that Sandy money? [Sheepshead Bites]