Tuesday Lunchtime Linkage

Where does your neighborhood rank in Brooklyn’s fastest internet speeds? [McBrooklyn]
The key to a cleaner canal? Throw some mud into it [The Brooklyn Paper]
A business where you pay for the chance to leave in tears [DNAInfo]
Federal funding pulled for Brooklyn HIV clinics [Daily News]
Midwood teens are in search of a new make-out point [Brooklyn Daily]
The Nets bring a victory home to Barclays [Brooklyn Fans]
Rich people get all the (tax) breaks [NTY]
She found you heart in the trash [Atlantic Wire]