Tuesday lunchtime linkage

What it’s like to have the Times blow up your spot [NYO]
It’s Root Beer Float Day! Yes America! [Gothamist]
People with babies shouldn’t have all the fun [Greenpointers]
Cracking the secret lingo of NYC restaurants [NYT]
Old Brooklyn alive and well on Court Street [Crain’s]
New breastfeeding hall to open tomorrow [Park Slope Stoop]
We’re all going to die as we lived [HuffPo]
Bike thieves even steal from the dead [BK Paper]
And you thought the people on Facebook were creepy [Daily Mail]