Tuesday lunchtime linkage

Everybody wants to be on the Upper East Side now [The Daily Beast]
Andrew Cuomo might dump his lieutenant governor pick [New York Post]
The bedbugs, they’re everywhere [Daily News]
Townhouses are coming to Red Hook. A bunch of townhouses [The Real Deal]
Bye Domino factory, no one will miss you, apparently [New York Times]
What does fall have in store for us? Nothing good [The Awl]
We don’t have to give developers whatever they want so we can get affordable housing [Gothamist]
How to sleep without air conditioning [Something Awful]