Tuesday lunchtime linkage

Mayor Tall used city employees to schedule Dante’s college tours (that’s illegal) [Capital]
How to avoid getting caught doing graffiti in New York City (also illegal) [ANIMAL]
Smoking weed again, as a suburban mom (that is…kind of legal?) [Vice]
Crumbs closed all their stores [AP]
The East River piano: It’s still there [Daily News]
A woman left a baby on a platform at Columbus Circle. On purpose [Gothamist]
The guy who invented pointing TV cameras at pretty women at sporting events [Slate]
Inside Bushwick’s new pasta shop [Bedford + Bowery]