Tuesday lunchtime linkage

Everyone wants butlers now, because of Downton Abbey [NPR]
Recipes to make when you have a dirty sink [The Toast]
New Yorkers wait on giant line for normal-sized hamburger [The Awl]
A long anguished essay on Denny’s Twitter feed getting weird [The New Inquiry]
There’s a Mister Softee impersonator called “Master Softee” [Daily News]
Oh good, a Bushwick non-profit that helps the homeless is being uprooted [DNA Info]
Carriage horse bolts, runs right into a taxi #SaveOurHorses [Observer]
PRO TIP: You can’t pay your employees in pizza and soda [The Herald Sun]