Tuesday linkage

Come 2013, we’re having free sex all the time [NYT]
The Strand rubs it in Borders’ customers’ faces
Car alarms are the worst worst [FiPS]
Do they only sell these in Paul’s Boutique? [PFork]
Your daily aggravation: an AP story about Bushwick [WaPo]
Sunscreen that you apply directly to the inside of your mouth [The Hairpin]
You don’t have to be in The Good Wife if you don’t want to [NY Shitty]