Tuesday linkage

“We don’t have a Stolen Stroller Squad,” he said [NYT]
Toilet paper rationing? Now that’s a crappy situation [NY Post]
Fireworks: doomed for the Hudson forever? [Gothamist]
Coney Island beaches are filthy, says report from the Center for Obvious Studies [BK Paper]
Pigeons are probably bigger dicks than we first thought [Gothamist]
Free movies at McCarren, BK Bridge Park start this week! [the skint]
Remembering Ray Deter, owner of d.b.a and friend of Brokelyn [NYT]