Just suppose that we excavated a teeny tiny supply of 2011 Brokelyn Beer Books from a sarcophagus deep in the Brokelyn catacombs. Suppose that everyone who bought a Freeshirt tonight was automatically entered in a drawing to win one of these sold-out coupon books, good for 30 beers at 30 Brooklyn bars we love, through the end of the year. Would you come to our party at Mission Dolores tonight and buy a Brokelyn Freeshirt? Why yes, you would. Not only would you stand a chance to win coupons for a month’s worth of free beers, but you would enjoy 2-for-1 beers at the party this evening, the company of very groovy people, temporary tattoos, and a photo booth where your bad self can be photographed modeling the Freeshirts our site. Plus you’ll have an insanely cool shirt to impress your friends with. We will, of course, see you there.
Brokelyn Freeshirt Launch Party, Friday Sept. 16, 7 to 10 pm, Mission Dolores Bar, 249 4th Ave. at Carroll.