Thursday lunchtime linkage

Lunch with CATS [Daily News]
BK is the new Gitmo, actual Gitmo still has no artisan torture shacks [Daily Beast]
Is this your, recently relieved of tires, car? [Ditmas Park Corner]
Living in a van, down by the (East) river [Bedford + Bowery]
Tweets lead to real life violence. Finally [New York Magazine]
Hasidic woman magically turns into non-Hasidic woman [City Room]
Christ, screw it, let’s just make Prospect Park private [Brooklyn Paper]
Everyone wants to live in Red Hook. Makes sense, that place is great [New York Post]