Thursday lunchtime linkage

The Ice Cream Wars have begun [ANIMAL]
Nothing says Brooklyn like guinea hen foie gras
If you don’t notice $100K in jewelry missing, you might be too rich [NY Post]
Ladies and Gentlemen, another bridge to nowhere [Daily News]
News: mayoral candidates ignoring actual issues [Politicker]
Facebook is to blame for your sad, pathetic existence [BBC]
Not enough Ryan Gosling? Here’s the solution [Gothamist]
In response to Egypt massacre, Obama is… cancelling joint military exercises? [NYT]