Thursday lunchtime linkage

NYPD officer thinks he’s people Omar [NYT]
Frat bro ratted out for assault by bros [NY Post]
Sober poet hangs out in Bushwick bars [DNA Info]
Fast food workers strike for a living wage [Daily News]
And why not? They need a goddamn Bachelor’s degree [Detroit Free Press]
What went down at Brooklyn’s mayoral candidates forum [BHB]
Charlie dumps Girls [AV Club]
The future looks bright for the Mets. Woah, wait, what? [Capital]
Yet another NYC pol arrested for bribery. We’re coming for ya, Illinois! [NYO]
Important info on the North Korean military threat [Youtube]