Thursday lunchtime linkage

Things are still hot in East Flatbush [RT]
Hanging with the BangWithFriends dudes [New York Observer]
Spider-Man’s newest foe: The Pass Over [DNA Info]
Ah, the world’s dumbest Girls think piece [Foreign Policy]
Get your spring wardrobe from Jimmy Jazz [Bushwick Daily]
Babies as terrible as everyone else [The Awl]
Quit crying over GoogleReader, nerds [NY Mag]
You too can quit food! [The Hairpin]
The CIA can now see just how much you’re spending on porn [Reuters]
Our own Conal Darcy on his terrible first apartment [NY Notebook]