Thursday lunchtime linkage

Now that we no more “Bum Fights,” we’ve got “Kid Fights” [Daily News]
Google trying to make dork glasses cool enough to wear [Business Insider]
Junk food, is your friend and designed to make you addicted [NYT]
Justin Timberlake obviously doesn’t want to do this music thing [Gawker]
Harlem Shake hits the next inevitable step: mass arrests [DNA Info]
Temporary tattoos that cause telepathy. This will end well [Observer]
Bible to get a re-write from Bill O’Reilly. WHEN CAN WE PRE-ORDER? [NY Mag]
Even bodegas are going green [WSJ]
Mike Tyson. LiveNation. 12 rounds. One winner. [HuffPo]