Thursday lunchtime linkage

Love advice from Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally [AV Club]
Flipping off cops pays. Duly noted [ANIMAL]
If vaccinations aren’t part of God’s plan, who made Jonas Salk? [DNA Info]
The Mets are probably still broke [Capital]
Cuomo is thinking really, really, really hard about fracking [Runnin' Scared]
Billionaire rubs being a billionaire in our faces [Observer]
The Knight Foundation continues their terrible PR offensive [The Awl]
How LBJ courted LBJ: ruthless efficiency [Slate]