Thursday lunchtime linkage

Bang With Friends will backfire on you [ANIMAL]
The no-tip pastor got a waitress fired [Consumerist]
You don’t want an NFL player’s health plan [Slate]
The NYPD protects us from our greatest threat: children [Wonkette]
Artisanal births on the rise [DNA Info]
Fashion Week is a murderer [Runnin' Scared]
Mo’ medallions, mo’ problems [Capital NY]
Wait, so acid doesn’t make everything better? [Vice]
Net agrees with us: Nets are terrible [ESPN NY]