Thursday lunchtime linkage

A primer on that Kanye West guy, who got Kim Kardasian pregnant [AV Club]
Red Hook restaurants re-opening! Huzzah! [DNA Info]
What it’s like to be a knight at Medieval Times [Vice]
Merry Christmas from New York’s next mayor, John Catsimatidis [Capital NY]
Oh hey, the Nets beat a good team. Imagine that [ESPN NY]
Cool Ranch Dorito tacos. That is all [Buzzfeed]
Stars! They’re just like us! [LAist]
Meaningless Hollywood circle jerk possibly ruined [Videogum]
And then no one got paid for writing ever again, the end [The L]