Thursday lunchtime linkage

Someone figured out how to make money off Gowanus toxic sludge [DNAInfo]
Temp. injunction granted to block Carroll Gardens homeless shelter [Brooklyn Daily Eagle]
We told you about the G Train meeting, here’s what happened [Brooklyn Paper]
Theory: Li Lo is actually a method actor, always in drunk & disorderly character [Gothamist]
Another Brooklyn reality show to make us look like even bigger assholes [The L Magazine]
Life tip: Lower your expectations and you won’t feel like such a failure. Duh. [xoJane.com]
Organic produce and coconut water are a waste of money, says science [Business Insider]
BPL opens first “Green” library in Kensington [Brownstoner]