Thursday lunchtime linkage

They found a dead guy in Prospect Park Lake [Ditmas Park Corner]
A harrowing first-person account of BK’s float spa that might dissuade you forever [NY Mag]
Sinkhole causes months of 5th avenue closures, leaves resident “red with fury” [DNAInfo]
Been wanting to start homebrewing? Here’s the guy who literally wrote the book on it [Eater]
Deez Nuts 2016: a faux presidential candidate from Iowa bringing us all to our knees [Daily Beast]
Ah, crap, even public schools are basically private schools now [The Billfold]
Now it’s really your last chance to catch Hedwig and the Angry Inch [Vulture]
Bernie Sanders was all feels in the 1960s, released a folk album [Dangerous Minds]