Thursday lunchtime linkage

Someone wrote an open letter to the 88th Precinct about crime in Clinton Hill [Brownstoner]
Karma comes back around and puts a dent in Whole Foods’ profits [Grub Street]
Hey you, tech-savvy! Turn that Twitter-trolling habit into a career [Business Insider]
Lousy millennials still comfortable living off their parents, study shows [NY Daily News]
Sigh, Hollywood just doesn’t “get” Staten Island [Vulture]
Oh great, another dating app trying to digitize serendipity [DNAinfo]
Are you one of the lucky few who experience “skin orgasms” from listening to music? [NYMag]
You’re going to have to stare your salt addiction in the face, come December [Eater NY]