Thursday lunchtime linkage

And if we can’t get rid of the tourists, we’ll just live in the sewers where it’s quiet [DNAinfo]
Hey Mayor Tall, keep our parks clean first, and then let’s talk big-picture [Daily Intelligencer]
Can folks stop trying to scale BK bridges? The view’s not that much better [NY Daily News]
Help your fellow anti-Confederates get Outkast carved into a stone monument [Dangerous Minds]
The Fat Jewish, on how to make it big doing nothing but stealing Instagram posts [Racked NY]
Yikes, guess it’s still open season in Ditmas Park [Ditmas Park Corner]
Crazy cat ladies rejoice: The Muse is getting a kitty circus [Brooklyn Paper]