Thursday lunchtime linkage

Friend to all Pat Kiernan has been accused of manspreading [Gothamist]
American Apparel isn’t into nipples and pubes anymore, so you should probably ditch yours [ANIMAL]
Starbucks #RaceTogether campaign hasn’t solved racism yet, somehow [Salon]
A troll hero called up C-Span to rap Fresh Prince of Bel-Air lyrics [NY Mag]
Why yes, New Yorkers do have long, terrible, draining commutes [Brick Underground]
In case you needed photographic proof, here’s how Harlem’s changing [New York Times]
The Community Board 9 rezoning saga continues [Brownstoner]
Go claim your 5 cent pizza at Lombardi’s today [AM New York]