Thursday lunchtime linkage

The Big Apple (and Big Bok Choy and Big Carrot etc) [NYT]
Steve Martin Park is Bloomberg’s nightmare [Splitsider]
Hush up, rock out [Daily News]
99 problems but demand for more shows ain’t one [The Local]
A bar, some bikes and a lot of doodles [The Local]
Here are your new wifi hotspots in Brooklyn [mcbrooklyn]
The next best thing to drinking out of the Gowanus Canal [BK Paper]
“Drunk phone” now a thing [AdAge]