This weekend: Rebel bingo, VHS turkeys, orgasm in a box

12-4pm: all robicelli’s cupcakes are 50% off at dekalb market: pumpkin spice latte, bourbon caramel apple, and pear cardamom ginger. $1.50/each (reg $3). 

7, 10pm (thru 12/1): the week-long ‘vhs turkeys’ series at rerun showcases 2-for-1 double features of awful cult and failed art films – all available only on videocassette. $7 (free 30 mins before showtime with $7 food or beverage purchase).

8pm: $15 gets you 4-hours of select booze at public assembly’s leftovers booze buffet

boats adorned with twinkling lights and holiday décor take to new york harbor for the annual lighted boat parade

8:30pm: stabbing eastward = tunde adebimpe (tv on the radio) + ryan sawyer (tall firs). glasslands, $10.

9pm: underground rebel bingo ain’t your grandparents’ bingo. dancing, drinking, body art… bingo! bell house, $5-15.

10am-5pm (thru 4/1): the brooklyn flea moves indoors to one hanson for the season

various times thru 11/27: turkey’s so 2011. have a retro-futuristic sci-fi thanksgiving at bam with 2001: a space odyssey and solaris. $12.

thru 11/27: babeland soho, les and park slope offer buy-one-get-one free orgasm in a box kits. plus, the first 50 shoppers sat + sun get a free babeland buzz or pico bong vibe.

$20 to spend at any old navy location for $10

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