7pm: brooklyn hearts japan: liam mceneaney hosts a night of music/comedy to benefit japan disaster relief. tonight: wyatt cenac, kristen schaal, kurt braunohler, tim harrington, arden myrin, mike doughty (soul coughing), hard nips, the suzan, plus auctions and dj aaron lacrate. bell house, $15.
7pm (+ 5/13, 6/10): the l magazine kicks off audiophile at the brooklyn museum. this month: performances by electro-popster mndr + multimedia pop band newvillager. bonus: free vodka 7-8pm. free (rsvp) with $10 suggested museum admission.
help get city parks spruced up in time for summer during hands on new york day
7:30pm: the brooklyn bombshells battle it out with manhattan mayhem at tonight’s gotham girls rollerby bout. l.i.u. (brooklyn), $19.99+.
8pm: comediennes arden myrin and lisa delarios get their always fun ‘party machine‘ on at union hall. tonight: janeane garofalo, brody stevens, kurt braunohler, morgan murphy and adira amram and the experience. $5.
thru 4/19: save 30-70 percent on panties, chemises, bras, more at williamsburg’s brooklyn fox
2-5pm: an all-vegan popup sprouts in bushwick’s pine box rock shop. bonus: free brownies from babycakes and gifts from babeland. $3 well drinks, $1 off drafts.
4pm: for the non-vegans: flatbush farm roasts two whole pigs at their garden patio roast complete w. early spring vegetables + bbq sides. approx $10/plate.
9pm: ‘comedy at the knitting factory‘ with hannibal buress: todd barry, anthony jeselnik, elton james white, damien lemon, nick turner, and musical guest darling cait. free.
thru 4/17: the 5th annual congress of curious peoples = 10 days of performances, exhibitions and films by sideshow artists. coney island, $5-10/event.