-We taught you how to make a ramen burger
-Public sex was frowned upon, for some reason
-A-Rod got drilled by a pitch up and in from Clinton Hill
-Millennial desires were unlocked
-The affordable housing lottery got easier to enter (but not win)
-The mayoral candidates demanded freedom of dunkssembly on stoops
-We were all “Ooooh, we love the Castello Plan.” Because they’re great!
–Stick bugs! Bugs that look like sticks!
-Uber said “Have one on us,” and we said, “Hey, nice Joanna Newsom reference. We will”
–You had to choose between bat country or Sharknado country
-We went to war with MTV, and invited all of you
-We also got gussied up