The Week in Broketown, 1/28 – 2/1

"We said - 'We're moving to Brooklyn, let's pretend like it's the country.'" Photo by François Halard via Vogue

“We said – ‘We’re moving to Brooklyn, let’s pretend like it’s the country.'” Photo by François Halard via Vogue

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-We moved to the country Brooklyn

-But definitely not Boerum Hill

-Unless we got jobs at a start-up

We got away for less

-And ate meals for less too

-We didn’t lose weight

-Maybe because we were eating pancakes

-We sued Facebook

We got objectified

We asked Greenpoint residents if they liked Girls

-But not Robots. No one cared for that