The week in Broketown, 10/15 – 10/19

Omar eatin’. via Unknown Logic

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-Because you can never have too many oyster shells, here’s 40,000

-Sailor Jerry’s gave you the chance to show how much you love their rum. Forever.

-Or you could show how much you love Halloween. Forever.

Yelp reviews we like. They were very endearing. Keep it up you scamp.

We paid another visit to the LIC. Fun place, you should go some time.

Entertain yourself…TO DEATH. Well, hopefully not, but man you’d go out having fun.

-It’s American Cheese Month, Colby. Jack doesn’t believe it, but it’s true.

-Kate taught you how to couch surf without being a couch jerk.

The Muppets were gonna march on DC, but instead the puppets are going to.

-Now when you people learn you were a virgin until 25, you can say it was on purpose.

Omar comin’. Came. Whatever, LOOK, THE WIRE.

We tried and failed to get coffee, and got a lecture in the comments section to boot.