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The Daily Show requests you calm the f#$& down about CitiBike

Look at this brownshirt. Pinkshirt. WHATEVER, GIVE BACK THE PARKING
Look at this brownshirt. Pinkshirt. WHATEVER, GIVE BACK THE PARKING

CitiBike: Nazi-Muslim plot? Autocratic government run amok? Or just, y’know, some bikes, that everyone can use? The Daily Show was has occasionally checked in with things that are relevant to our interests wanted to talk to the citizens of New York City about bike share, and what did they find? Well sure there was some cherry-picking going on, but mostly they found petulant old white people. And a couple bad-asses from Bed-Stuy.

“Give us electric golf carts, Bloomberg” – the new rallying cry of the anti-bike share brigade.

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