One week in Broketown: Dave makes out with a stranger during a dance-floor balloon drop and someone yells “Get a room!” Rachel gets smoochy along with lots of other hammered horny hipsters on sloppy drunk bus back from Tiki Disco at Rippers Rockaway Beach. Alison ditches a jerky first date at Habana Outpost. Kenji gets romantical and makes crepes for his date, only to later discover she has severe gluten intolerance and he has actually poisoned her.
There are way more than eight million dating stories in this only sometimes Naked City. What’s yours?
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