01/06/16 10:13am
They're coming

They’re coming

It’s the first Wednesday of 2016, and it’s like every other Wednesday. That’s not a bad thing, Wednesday is a herald of the coming end of the week, so those among you who are truly devoted to partying and poor decisions must be thrilled. Even if you’re a little more responsible though, the Brokelyn Events Calendar has a whole bunch of stuff you can get out there and do, without using work on Thursday as a base for your hangover. (more…)

12/02/15 8:28am
Learn everything about what went into that very specific lettering tonight. via Flickr user Laser Burners

Learn everything about what went into that very specific lettering tonight. via Flickr user Laser Burners

Here we go, Wednesday, here we go! Don’t forget to run out into the world chanting the traditional Wednesday chant we all know and love, because we’re that much closer to the weekend. Also don’t forget though, that the Brokelyn Events Calendar has some great stuff for you to do tonight, especially these five nights out. (more…)

12/01/15 8:52am
What are New York City's pests plotting?  Find out tonight!

What are the pests of NYC plotting? Find out tonight!

Welcome to Tuesday. It’s…well you know, it’s a Tuesday. It’s fine, it’s not that exciting but it could also be worse. At least we’re a day closer to the weekend. Also at least you’re not heading to jail for the rest of your natural life like Sheldon Silver. Man, imagine that. In jail forever for selfish crimes of corruption, never able to enjoy the Brokelyn Events Calendar ever again. Take it from me kids, don’t do selfish crimes of corruption and don’t hang around politics for 50 years. Instead hang around Brooklyn do some fun stuff tonight. Maybe hang around politics for 20 years though, we need some decent leadership. (more…)

11/19/15 9:44am
You have to chug when they kiss

You have to chug when they kiss

Woo yeah it’s Thursday, time to get crazy! Good thing there’s good stuff on the Brokelyn Events Calendar. Or I guess get as crazy as you’re comfortable with getting knowing full well that you have to drag yourself into your co-working space or office or wherever tomorrow due to the fact that Friday is still a day of the week that we all have to work. I know, it’s crap. Ask the president to fix him maybe. @ him on Twitter, he doesn’t have a lot on his plate. “Hey, @POTUS, make Friday part of the weekend, that’s #changewecanbelievein.” (more…)

11/17/15 8:36am
DIet Cig has less fat than a regular cigarette, but it's just as satisfying. Photo by Andrew Piccone, via Facebook

DIet Cig has less fat than a regular cigarette, but it’s just as satisfying. Photo by Andrew Piccone, via Facebook

Tuesday! Yeah! Get excited! Get up for it! Okay guys, that’s about all I got as far as the general idea of Tuesday. It’s just not too exciting, you know? Not in general, but at least there’s some fun stuff to do tonight, which you’d know if you checked out the Brokelyn Events Calendar. If you don’t want to go through the whole thing, I checked it for you and found the best of the things to do, so in this instance the middle man is actually useful. (more…)

11/16/15 9:10am
How did Malcolm X influence Brooklyn beyond making beards look good? Find out tonight! via Wikipedia

How did Malcolm X influence Brooklyn beyond making beards look good? Find out tonight! via Wikipedia

So, here we are, another Monday. Exciting stuff. No wait, exciting isn’t the word, unless you’ve got some anxiety to start your week and then it’s not really the good exciting. Anyway, don’t think about the fact that it’s the beginning of the week, that’s kind of a downer. Instead, turn to the Brokelyn Events Calendar, which has a bunch of fun stuff on it that will help you forget about the fact that it’s Monday. (more…)

11/11/15 8:03am
When you combine comedy with live illustration, it becomes more like a funny college lecture. In a good way. Photo by Pat Moran, via Facebook

When you combine comedy with live illustration, it becomes more like a funny college lecture. In a good way. Photo by Pat Moran, via Facebook

Well it’s a bullshit gray Wednesday out there, huh? Nothing to get too excited about, but at least there’s some good stuff to do tonight. And once it’s dark, you won’t even remember the sun didn’t come out all day, so you might as well not dwell on that. Instead dwell on what you’re gonna do tonight, with help from these picks from the Brokelyn Events Calendar. Blow off your work, make a chart of pros and cons, really put some thought into it. (more…)

10/28/15 9:26am
Dress for some feels tonight.

Dress for some feels tonight.

If you’re anything like me, you stayed up all damn night watching baseball and now you’re yawning, falling asleep at work and completely miserable to be around. The good news is there’s even more baseball to play and heartbreak to experience, which you can take in at any of the places listed here. The other news is that per the Brokelyn Events Calendar, there’s stuff going on, but I still recommend you watch baseball. (more…)

10/22/15 12:10pm
Go back to the days when James Murphy was more than just a guy who owned a wine bar

Go back to the days when James Murphy was more than just a guy who owned a wine bar

It’s a beautiful day out there! Not just because the NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPION NEW YORK METS are celebrating winning the pennant. Not just because it feels like spring out there still. Not just because…well actually it’s only beautiful because of those two things, but that’s enough, no? Get out there and enjoy yourself tonight, specifically at one of these nights out pulled from the Brokelyn Events Calendar. (more…)

10/19/15 9:38am
Who makes the neon signs? Find out tonight! via Flickr user anaxolotl

Who makes the neon signs? Find out tonight! via Flickr user anaxolotl

Ugh, it’s Monday. It’s Monday and it’s called. The only saving grace today is that the NL EAST CHAMPION New York Mets are ahead 2-0 in the NLCS and are two games from the World Series. That should give you a pretty warm feeling inside tonight that helps you go out and enjoy yourself, and with a bunch of great things to do found on the Brokelyn Events Calendar it’s good that something other than whiskey can put some heat in your chest. (more…)