We don’t know what it is about dudes and their professed need to sit with legs spread so wide they start taking […]

While you were standing on the hot, gross subway platform peering down the tunnel and wondering where the motherfucking cocksucking train was […]

Here’s a quick question: What’s the worst subway line in New York? The answer is usually, “Whichever one you have to ride […]

Given that they’re isolated, often underground caverns full of garbage and rats, people might be under the impression that subway platforms are […]

Bitching about the MTA, like being miserable and treating other people like dirt, is every New Yorker’s God-given right. That being said, […]

You’ve been riding the subway for a few years now, and while you didn’t start off paying attention to your ride, it’s […]

Even though by this point we’re all endearingly used to BuzzFeed’s particular style of writing, we still have some expectation of journalistic […]

Anyone who’s ever been on a subway platform can tell you it’s a sunny, bright place to sit down and have a […]

With a 4-year reign as the Straphangers’ “Worst Train Service in NYC”, it’s not easy to understand why anyone would want to […]

When you dig around the couch cushions for money (and look who’s all fancy, owning a couch), what do you usually come […]