03/07/17 4:41pm

Just because you are a millennial living in an expensive city and working a thousand jobs to make ends meet doesn’t mean you don’t deserve quality sex toys to up your “O” game.  But there’s no need to break the bank to give your sexy bits that well-deserved special lovin’. Here are 12 toys that will make you come without any buyer’s remorse.

Support your local sex toy shop and maybe even boost your confidence by buying these in person instead of online. Babeland has one Brooklyn location, at 462 Bergen St. in Prospect Heights and SHAG Brooklyn is in Williamsburg, at 108 Roebling St. There are also a variety of sex shops in Sunset Park, but they are far less sex- and body-positive and are more just sordid bodegas full of porn. (more…)

Your new best friend, after the Earth of course

Your new best friend, after the Earth of course

On Earth Day (April 22), you can celebrate the Earth, celebrate sustainability and celebrate yourself all at once: Babeland in Park Slope is giving away free Solar Bullet vibrators to the first 25 people who walk in the store! Doors open at noon, so take an extra long lunch if you need to rush down to Babeland door for your free sex toy. And don’t forget to properly recycle  your old battery-powered devices so you do something good for the Earth while doing something goof for yourself.

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10/08/13 9:14am
Somehow we think the six-foot vibrator is out of your price range. via Facebook

Somehow we think the six-foot vibrator is out of your price range. via Facebook

Jealous of those lousy furloughed federal employees sitting pretty with their free vibrators? Trying to (rightfully) make men that much more obsolete? Just in the market for a new sex toy? Good news! A new deal from Gilt that effectively gets you half-price sex toys from Babeland is here. Whew, and just in time, as it’s been scientifically proven that Tuesday is the least sexy day of the week. (more…)

The best way to stay cool for the summer? via Facebook

The best way to stay cool for the summer? via Facebook

In the market for some new sex toys? Hey, no need to blush, it’s cool. Maybe your trusty Bullet finally gave out, or you’re looking to expand your collection after grabbing yourself a sex swing stand. Whatever the reason, if you are looking for some sex toys, this is the week to grab them, because Babeland is having their customer appreciation sale from July 18 to July 22. (more…)

Donate it to a school, say it's a jungle gym

Donate it to a school, say it’s a jungle gym

Between Texas being unable to pass an anti-abortion law and the Supreme Court mandating that everyone go be gay with each other, there are definitely some sexy vibes in the air. Maybe you don’t want normal vanilla sexy times though. In which case, swing by this Craiglister’s Prospect Heights apartment today and pick up his free TLC Universal Sex Swing Stand. Only used “a few times!” (more…)

11/27/12 2:48pm

Dirty bird

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Clarkson Potter is the dedicated lifestyle group within Random House, Inc.

So now that we’ve all got turkey out of our system, it’s time to turn our gaze back on the fowl that really sets hearts aflutter: chicken. And how better to show your love for this sexybird then by trussing it up and treating it roughly? You can learn how to do that like an expert with  Fifty Shades of Chicken the cookbook/erotica by FL Fowler. Of course, why buy it when you could win it, along with a Starburst Tickler and a Pleasure Feather from Babeland? Your chance to win ends tomorrow, so drop your email in the form below and you could start spanking your chicken like a pro!

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11/08/12 1:00pm

Fingerlickin’

Sponsored By Clarkson Potter.

Clarkson Potter is the dedicated lifestyle group within Random House, Inc.

All that Christian Grey-inspired babymaking got you and your lover hungry? Don’t worry — FL Fowler has some sexy food ideas for you with a new cookbook called Fifty Shades of Chicken.

Fifty Shades of Chicken is a double entendre-filled cookbook with recipes like “Mustard-Spanked Chicken” and “Dripping Thighs.”  Billed as “food porn you can actually use” — as if there’s unusable food porn —the book goes on sale Nov. 13 for $19.99.

From November 8 – 22, there’s a HUGE book giveaway. Just log in with your Facebook account or email address below to enter to win one of 25 copies of the book. The grand prize is a signed copy of Fifty Shades of Chicken along with two feathery toys from Babeland–a Starburst Tickler and a Pleasure Feather. Extra chances to win are available if you follow @50shadeschicken on Twitter and share the video above with #foodporn.

You can also follow Babeland to keep up with the store’s ongoing giveaways. Check out @therecipeclub to stay abreast of cookbook news and see pictures of delicious-looking food that you are not eating.

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05/24/12 2:45am

Normally $50, the "3D sleeve spiral" is just $36 today on Fab.com.

There is no wick in this "3D Pile" buzzer.

Much has been written lately about the upscaling of the vibrator market, but these things are just cray. Check out Fab.com’s whack “grown-up gadget” sale for all kinds of NSFW shit we have no idea how to use. UPDATE: OK, apparently these are “masturbation sleeves,” which we had to Google. Anyone use one?

05/23/11 10:33am

Thrift is kinky

What says “I lurve you” to that special brokester in your heart more than some well-meaning thriftiness? And what says well-meaning thrift more than … slightly used sex games? An unidentified Greenpointer on Craigslist today is giving away their collection of sexcapades, which includes Lovers’ Lotto Game, I.O.U. The Game of Hidden Pleasures, Sexual Coupons and (for some reason) refrigerator magnets. Contact at your own risk, because, as with anything on Craigslist these days, PLEASE BE CAREFUL.

It only looks like a baby's bath toy.

It only looks like a baby's bath toy.

We love a good food drive and all but somehow, schlepping a reusable tote full of Goya beans to Babeland seems a little…unsexy, maybe? Isn’t it a place you sort of guiltily duck into with your sweetie after you’ve had a few? Not this weekend: today through Sunday, our friends at Babeland —not that we know them that well—are offering 25 percent off everything in the store to anyone who brings in five or more cans to donate to the Food Bank for New York City. (And no, don’t feel like your good deed is diminished by the fact that all you really wanted was a deal on a Big Daddy Pump.) (more…)