12/16/16 1:47pm
Maybe NYE fireworks will help this whole faith in the world issue we're having. via Flickr user Several Seconds

Maybe NYE fireworks will help this whole faith in the world issue we’re having. via Flickr user Several Seconds

2017 can’t come fast enough. Remember January 1, 2016, when the world seemed bright and new? Aw, you probably even made some New Years resolutions.

Anyway, in the ever-present spirit of “Fuck 2016,” here’s a big pile of the best BK New Year’s Eve 2017 parties off of every train in Brooklyn, ranging from the so-cheap-they’re-free to the reasonably splurge-worthy. And there’s something suited to every taste, so long as your taste includes booze!

We’ll keep updating this list as the Facebook invitations roll in, but even if you don’t see your neighborhood bar on here, you can assume they’ll have alcohol for you on New Year’s Eve. Either way, start making your plans now! You can’t afford to just “ring in” this new year; you’re gonna have to drag it through the door and bolt all the locks. (more…)