Some of us have adopted a sit-and-fret fitness regimen. If this hasn’t quite worked out for your body mass index, we’ve compiled a list for the ultimate ‘fit’ freeloader: all the free trial passes available at Brooklyn gyms. If you went to every one, you could have 26 straight days of workouts—almost worth it, if not for the weeks of calls, letters and email that would follow from your eight new gyms. Also a seemingly good deal: New York Sports’ Clubs two-week, $19.99 membership, good at the club’s seven Brooklyn locations and only available online. (more…)
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