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Are you getting SO EXCITED for the Olympics? Hours upon hours of obscure sports to watch at all hours of the day, which you don’t even need a TV to see this year! We’ve even got some local kids to root for: Park Slope’s Race Imboden (a hell of an Olympic name), a 19-year-old fencing hopeful and DJ who, in true Brooklyn fashion, rides a vintage bike to concerts at Union Pool; and Fort Greene’s Lia Neal, a 17-year-old swimmer who qualified for the relay team. They’ll be going for the gold, but have you ever wondered what a gold medal is really worth? (more…)