Excuse our break from regular Brokelyn content as we say: Congrats on the New York Giants for crushing those Boston bros last night in the Super Bowl! Here’s a deep cut from the Giants back catalog:

Think about how far viral videos have come since then: before the internet, someone actually had to actively show this video to people on TV or something. Also, this vid is from 1986, the same year as the release of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, who desecrated his own memory in a car ad last night. While the Giants lost in the ’86 playoffs, the Patriots made it to the Super Bowl, but ended up losing to the Bears, just like they lost last night. Also, Reeboks.

“The Giants fan is quite a man, women and children too/if you back another team, something’s wrong with you.”

Let's go big blue! Photo via BK Bowl.

OK, you’ve waited this long and what did you really expect? Spend the next 11 months thinking about how you should plan ahead next holiday so you’re not left short on Christmas eve. For that one last person on your list, here’s what you do: grab ‘em after brunch, throw on your preferred blues or greens and head over to Brooklyn Bowl to watch the high-stakes Giants/Jets matchup at 1pm (what the Post Daily News! called “EVE OF DESTRUCTION.”) Your $25 will get you each a two beers (maybe bring a few extra bucks for tip) or an eight piece pack of that famous fried chicken. And you can also bowl for free from 12-2 (with free shoes too)! Drinking + football + throwing a heavy ball at things = a great pre-holiday stress reliever.