1. Learn how to market the goods you make in your living room, so as to avoid editors deleting your pitch emails […]

1. The Bushwick Fitness Center for Arts and Tactics hosts an April Fool’s show that can’t be beat, which will include a […]

1. Have a jam session at Greenlight Books with master jam maker Laena McCarthy of Anarchy in a Jar (Monday) 2. Legion […]

1. There’s big trouble in little China. Fortunately, Kurt Russel is here to make things right (Monday) 2. Feel better about your […]

1. The Society for the Advancement of Social Studies will teach you about famous firsts. Not included: a lecture on the time […]

FRIDAY 7-9pm: all things textile-y at the opening reception for the textile arts center’s artists in residence exhibition, free. 8pm: it’s too […]

FRIDAY 6:30pm: dan rollman and corey henderson discuss their book the recordsetter book of world records and attempt to break the record […]

FRIDAY 12-6pm: the brooklyn navy yard museum (bldg 92) officially opens to the public for the first time since 1801. free. 7, […]