What are the answers to Brooklyn’s unsolved summer mysteries?
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What are the answers to Brooklyn’s unsolved summer mysteries?

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We here at Brokelyn are sadly aware that Summer ’14 ended in spirit yesterday, on Labor Day. This year’s summer was known […]

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Nets make best move of the off-season, cut the BrooklyKnight from their roster
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Nets make best move of the off-season, cut the BrooklyKnight from their roster

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The NBA off-season has been one of massive palace intrigue from the day after the Heat were blown out by the Spurs, […]

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BrooklyKnight performs worst dunk of the year, possibly ever
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BrooklyKnight performs worst dunk of the year, possibly ever

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“You could not do that if given one thousand chances. Maybe five hundred thousand chances.” As if the BrooklyKnight wasn’t lame enough […]

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BrooklynKnight coming to hang out with kids, teach them science
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BrooklynKnight coming to hang out with kids, teach them science

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So obviously there are plenty of places to cavort around Brooklyn, but what about the children? Ah yes, the children of Brooklyn. […]

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Get some skin in the game with free Nets tattoos today
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Get some skin in the game with free Nets tattoos today

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The Nets have the first winning streak that Brooklyn has seen in over half a century, but never mind that, they’re also […]

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Meet the BrooklyKnight, the Nets’ totally not embarrassing mascot
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Meet the BrooklyKnight, the Nets’ totally not embarrassing mascot

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So, the Nets have a mascot, and the deep-sea diver Tron reject you see above is supposed to be it. Hey, no, […]

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