Storybook 80s throwback job: Floatation Tank Coordinator

Fortunately, you don't have to get in this thing

Fortunately, you don’t have to get in this thing

Remember Altered States? (William Hurt eating mushrooms? In floatation tank? Devolving into primitive goat-man? Ring a bell?) If so, this job may for you: “Float Coordinator” for a “tranquility pod,” exactly where you’d expect this job to be–at an unspecified location in Midtown West. Pays $10-$12 hour, psychedelics not included.