Smorgasburg, Brooklyn Flea moving n’xt door to Berg’n for the winter

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This, but indoors. via Flickr user Steel Wool

Do you like Smorgasburg but hate going to Williamsburg for it? Well great news, because Eater reports that Smorgasburg and the Flea are moving their indoor set up from Williamsburg to Crown Heights this year, setting up shop around the corner from Berg’n once it gets too cold to enjoy stuffing your face outdoors.

Well, maybe not around the corner. If you want to be a stickler for directional relativity, starting the weekend of November 8, Smorgasburg and the Flea will be behind Berg’n, at 1000 Dean Street. There, you’ll find the same gluttony/flea market experience you’re used to living under the welcoming rays of the sun, but indoors. Our only advice is don’t bring up 3rd Ward, but who would do that except the kind of jerk that points out the deceased’s character flaws at a funeral.

Seeing as how they’ll be so close toe each other now, you and a friend can even compete to see who can be smarter about eating their way through Smorgasburg or Berg’n for just $20, which is an oddly specific competition to have but also ones that we made you strategy guides for.