Dirty bird

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So now that we’ve all got turkey out of our system, it’s time to turn our gaze back on the fowl that really sets hearts aflutter: chicken. And how better to show your love for this sexybird then by trussing it up and treating it roughly? You can learn how to do that like an expert with  Fifty Shades of Chicken the cookbook/erotica by FL Fowler. Of course, why buy it when you could win it, along with a Starburst Tickler and a Pleasure Feather from Babeland? Your chance to win ends tomorrow, so drop your email in the form below and you could start spanking your chicken like a pro!

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