An orgy of savings: Snag cheap tickets to Dan Savage’s ordinary people porn festival

Hang out in a dark theater watching porn, and have it be totally cool. via Facebook

Hang out in a dark theater watching porn, and have it be totally cool. via Facebook

Hey there, person who misses the Old New York. We know you miss the cheap rent and Ed Koch looming over your bed every morning to scream “How’m I doing?” as a wake up call. Do you also miss watching porno in a movie theater with other perve- uh we mean “sex positive humans”? Great, because you’ve got a chance to do that soon, as Dan Savage’s ordinary folks porn film festival HUMP! is coming to Brooklyn in August. Even better, if you use our new cheap tickets portal that we have on the top of the site, you can even get tickets to it cheaper than usual.

We know, porn is everywhere on the internet. You probably have it open in another tab or on your phone as you read this. That doesn’t mean porn can’t be art though, and it certainly doesn’t mean it can’t be art even if it’s being made by ordinary people without the most attractive sex parts that modern plastic surgery can buy. That’s what HUMP is all about, regular people like you making five-minute porn videos for temporary nude fame and also cash prizes.

The festival’s been going on for 10 years now, so to celebrate, Savage is taking it on the road to show the best sexy times from the festival’s run so far. The “Best Of” run will come to Brooklyn’s Roulette theater on August 28, 29 and 30 and would usually run you $25. If you snag some tickets through our Goldstar portal though, you can have them for $15. What will you do with the $10 you save? Buy condoms? Put it towards a sex toy, or maybe towards a bottle of whiskey to buy and drink so you get the courage to make your own sex tape? Whatever it is you do with the money you save, please make it something sexy.