Today is Amazon’s 20th birthday, to celebrate it, they’re having a Black Friday in July type event called “Prime Day” and like so many other 20th birthdays, it’s been incredibly hyped about on social media, and it’s a huge disappointment. All of the suckers (we mean people) who signed up for Amazon Prime to take advantage of the price cuts that were advertised as being way better than regular Black Friday deals are expressing their outrage and disappointment on Twitter (where else?). Here, some of the more colorful complaints:
— Lauren Simonetti (@SimonettiLauren) July 15, 2015
When someone who works for FOX Business got jokes, you know you took a huge L for the day.
— Brett Phipps (@InverteBrett) July 15, 2015
More concerning: This deal or the fact this women has to resort to feeding her kids sunscreen? Someone should look into that.
— #1 Rachel ✨ (@rachel) July 15, 2015
For the amateur porn director in your life.
— Hi There (@MyKissyFace) July 15, 2015
Really hope the Jets front office isn’t looking into Prime Day.
amazon prime day is like hearing the guy you’ve been exclusively banging for eight months call you his “friend” at a party
— andrea grimes (@andreagrimes) July 15, 2015
— Janet So (@janetso) July 15, 2015
Well the babies have to get made somehow.
— John Mayhall (@mohnjayhall) July 15, 2015
— Eric R Fairhurst (@efairhurst) July 15, 2015
— Andrew (@Andrew_Rotondi) July 15, 2015
Hey, it’s this or a beard transplant.
— Max Lance Typing (@MaxLanceTyping) July 15, 2015
— Alex Van Der Beek (@TheVanBeek) July 15, 2015
Amazon must've gotten my emails about a dream event where coat hangers, thumbtacks and last year's sports videogames are randomly 20% off
— Zac Bertschy (@ANNZac) July 15, 2015