Monday lunchtime links

Maybe give us a small, manageable piece of the X train [Second Avenue Sagas]
Some crazy climbed the Brooklyn Bridge, got arrested [Daily News]
Bushwick is getting a two-floor Mexican joint from The Commodore team [Grub Street]
One-third of Citi Bikes are in the repair shop [New York Post]
Chloe Sevigny doesn’t care for the East Village anymore [Daily Beast]
Which neighborhood are these new Brooklyn luxury developments in? We don’t know either [NYT]
Hey how much does a pony party cost? For children, you pervert [The Billfold]