Monday lunchtime links

A man? CLEANING?? Who’s ever heard of such a thing [DNA Info]
Bill de Blasio: indecisive campaign manager. Still very tall though [NYT]
That “forgot my phone” video is banal and cliche [The Society Pages]
Hundreds of dummies wait for fake Bushwick Jay-Z show [Gothamist]
LL Cool J’s new song: Accidental Criminal Enabler [Observer]
An interview with Shilpa Ray, who’s on tour with Nick Cave [B + B]
The Times thought the VMAs sucked [NYT]
Developers have their eye on Industry City [Crain’s]